Get ya swagger game up

Each and every time I believe I have enjoyed the most unimaginably ignorant shit possible, Diddy takes me to new heights.


18 Responses to “Get ya swagger game up”

  1. At least the singers (probably Danity Kane) said “No one on the corner HAS swagger like Puff”, versus the printed “…GOT swagger” sign he made for himself. I am proud of the girls. Each one teach one.

    Response: I noticed that, too. LOLOLOLOl!!!!!!!!!! And I hate you for each one teach one.

    Dannity Kane sucks. Just thought I would add that.

  2. His ignorance/arrogance is appalling. He’s like the Toys R Us kid who refuses to grow up.

    The flip side is that he’s not growing up all the way to the bank. Appealing to his young fan base us making him look like a horse’s butt to his older one. Well, his older fan base no longer follows him anymore now, does it? The glory days of Bad Boy are gone. Let’s just stick to Sean John and peddling liquor, okay.

    And of course my dear, I missed you sorely. Don’t run off like that again, all unannounced and everything.

    Response: I think it’s because I work as hard and often as I do that I find Diddy’s idiocy liberating.

    I’ll be sure to make you aware of my plans before traveling again. See? I can do the accountability thing–when I want to.

  3. Did he say, “Sing for me bitch!”???
    Did he say, “I’m the King of Zamunda?”
    Did he say, “I ain’t got no coof!” (I have NO idea how to spell what he said!)
    I got to quit typing because it’s making me listen too far beyond the 3 min. mark.
    Re: Dannity Kane–aren’t they the most ill matched group EVER?

    Response: I think he meant to say he’s uncouth. :lol:

    As for Dannity Kane … I mean … Alaska?

  4. OJ on Fruit Loops?

    I hate this video. I hate this video. I am MAD at you for posting it.

    The hook is stuck in my brain now.

    Thanks :(

    Money cannot buy common sense. Ever.

    Response: Variety is the spice of The Breaking Point. :lol:

  5. Sounds like he’s taking T-Pain and Weezy’s swagger, but that’s just me, lol.

    Response: We are living in the End Times if anyone is swagger jacking from either of the people you listed.

  6. I belive that the song is a “dub plate” of Paper planes by M.I.A, the original line is “No one on the corner has swagger like us”.
    If I am wrong, I’m sure you will correct me.

    Response: Actually, I don’t know but I am gonna have to listen to “Paper Planes’ to find out.

    Don’t be a stranger.

  7. That song is “Paper Planes” by my UK girlfriend M.I.A and that’s the international hustler theme song.

    “bonafide hustler making my name”

    If anything ain’t swagging and hype like P.Diddy off their own stuff, then I’m not interested in what they got to offer - plain and simple.

    Response: You and Scarlett have me digging through the “crates.” Good look.

  8. Wow. Bashfully, I enjoyed this. He makes me even more comfortable about having exited my extended adolescence. I’d hate to have ended up like him. And yeah, I think that is Paper Planes. Heard a mix of it last night.

    Response: Damn … how is everyone up on “Paper Planes” except me?

  9. That was 4:05 that I cannot get back. I am mad at myself for sitting here and watching Diddy eat fruit loops. Well, at least he isn’t actually speaking this time. Damn shame. I need to go read a book.

    Response: :lol: Don’t be mad, man; we all need a little levity in our lives. Diddy just gives and gives in that regard.

    On a serious note, I need to get back into reading. The problem is that I never have time.

  10. Yes, it’s infectious. The line is from Paper Planes, but Diddy is jacking the Kanye produced single that loops it and features T.I., Weezy and Jay-Z.

    Response: That’s good info to have. Many thanks.

  11. ugh
    he is so wack
    his wackness bothers me more than his ignorance.

    Response: :lol: But you couldn’t tell him he’s wack to save your life.

  12. in the words of IMmortal Technique

    “I’m not a bad rapper, moonlighting as a bad actor…”

  13. That mess was funny to me! I could not stop laughing, out loud, and may have to watch it again when I need a good laugh. Plus, it was nearly over for me when he pulled out the Froot Loops. I gagged a little when he chewed open the o.j., and I could feel my eyes growing larger when that “Censored” mess popped up on the screen b/c I thought, “Did he just pour the Ciroc into the cereal and o.j.?” That’s just nasty.

    Going for a second look, lol…

  14. damn why did i watch that. but it was hilarious. hilarious! i’m so wondering how many people are going to put juice on their fruit loops from now on. i have to admit, i think it would be delicious. absolutely delicious. i couldn’t meet sean in person though. he wouldn’t like me. i’d be the first one saying, “but he has no clothes!”

  15. Diddy is the fix that always satisfys my ignorance jones.

    He’s like a hot shot of stupid straight into the big vein.

    Watching him makes me want to rub the end of my itchy nose.

  16. Great… 4 minutes and 5 seconds of my life gone forever.

  17. Pro.is.speechless. Pro…must….not…break…computer.

    OK, Pro is calm again.

    Diddy CAN afford an extended stay in a private mental hospital, can he not?

    He’s a more than a few OJ-drowned Froot Loops short of a full box.

    Response: It could be argued that Diddy is coming unhinged before our very eyes.

  18. Comment: Sounds like he’s taking T-Pain and Weezy’s swagger, but that’s just me, lol.

    LH Response: We are living in the End Times if anyone is swagger jacking from either of the people you listed.

    LOL! Now THAT was classic! LMAO!

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